pixelnuggets:

i hate people who write “tried so hard not to reblog this”

really??

really????????

dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD

DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST

HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR BODY AND TRYING TO REBLOG

TELL ME

HOW HARD DID YOU TRY

HOW

HARD

seifukucat:

i want a relationship like this

seifukucat:

i want a relationship like this

the-john-tyler:

Johnny’s Historical Valentines, Part II

Poorly made, but the message behind them is what’s important.

woodforthetrees:

so I heard something about 49 ravens today???

woodforthetrees:

so I heard something about 49 ravens today???

not-so-little-cal:

an-egg:

not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people

sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s

project-argus:

flogicallylawless:

Enjoy.

This is the only one I’ll reblog

theironywelivein:

Oh. My. God.
Yes.

theironywelivein:

Oh. My. God.

Yes.

that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person
Some genius

I love the people who come up with this shit.

rageofthenerd:

thusspakekate:

Oh dammit. Now I ship The US/Great Britain
thanks silly graphic.

“Listen, you have to let me be represented.  I can’t just…keep giving you my heart and my taxes and not be a bigger part of your government.  I want more than that.  I deserve more than that.”
“You know I can’t.  You knew that from the moment you went so far away.  I just…this is what I have to give.  I don’t have anymore.  For God’s sake, there’s an ocean between us!”
“Fine.  You know what, fine.  Here, just, see all this goddamn tea you gave me?  Well you can take it back.  Here, fish it out of the harbor for all I care.”
“Don’t do this.”
“I have no choice.  I’ll never be anything more than a colony to you.”
“America—”
“No, Britain.  Don’t.”
“I can’t just let you go, you know that. I’ll fight for you if I have to.”
“And I will fight back.” 

rageofthenerd:

thusspakekate:

Oh dammit. Now I ship The US/Great Britain

thanks silly graphic.

“Listen, you have to let me be represented.  I can’t just…keep giving you my heart and my taxes and not be a bigger part of your government.  I want more than that.  I deserve more than that.”

“You know I can’t.  You knew that from the moment you went so far away.  I just…this is what I have to give.  I don’t have anymore.  For God’s sake, there’s an ocean between us!”

“Fine.  You know what, fine.  Here, just, see all this goddamn tea you gave me?  Well you can take it back.  Here, fish it out of the harbor for all I care.”

“Don’t do this.”

“I have no choice.  I’ll never be anything more than a colony to you.”

“America—”

“No, Britain.  Don’t.”

“I can’t just let you go, you know that. I’ll fight for you if I have to.”

“And I will fight back.” 

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Get in loser, we’re getting health insurance.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Get in loser, we’re getting health insurance.

july 4th, 1776

  • britain: wHOA i just lost 13 followers wtf
presidentialpickuplines:

Props to http://retroadventures.tumblr.com/

presidentialpickuplines:

Props to http://retroadventures.tumblr.com/